Aw and i got a free fireball shot tonight because our bartenders are the best. With tabs like that I can never quit
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Bartenders are too good to you when you’re an employee. $7 for four drinks? I love you.
Baby you a song and make me wanna roll my windows down and shooooooooot myself
Wild For The Night - ASAP Rocky feat. Skrillex and Birdy Nam Nam
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Why does my body hate me and not let me sleep my hangover away