Feminism,Vampire Weekend, TV shows,etc. 22 and a penchant for alcohol


October 20th
586,927 notes
12:25 am

spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS


that’s because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fucking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

(via thewolvesandravens)

October 20th
228,266 notes
12:25 am

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via thewolvesandravens)

October 19th
3,111 notes
10:07 pm

ghostfring:

charlie, i do a backflip every single day of my life

(via pauljbanks)

I like bob a lot :(

October 19th
1 note
10:02 pm

As if being surrounded by zombies and Carl weren’t bad enough


CANNIBALS

October 19th
76,851 notes
9:53 pm

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

(Source: diablito666, via amargis)

I was just going to post how no one mentioned Beth yet but than that car drove by so good because I’ve been worried

October 19th
44,333 notes
8:03 pm

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October 19th
3,320 notes
7:59 pm

some-kind-of-sadwallader:

ratsputin:

Go Fuck Yourselves - Charlie Kelly 

play this at my fucking funeral

(via imgeorge)

October 19th
51,443 notes
4:13 pm
*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

s.t.